In five days 23-year old American swimmer Michael Phelps has won five races and set five world records. He now has 11 career gold medals making him the most “medalled” Olympian of all time, i.e. since 1896.
From Fox Sports: “I figured out Michael Phelps. He’s not from another planet. He’s from the future. His father made him and then made a time machine. Sixty years from now he is an average swimmer, but he has come back here to mop up.”